"The Bear" is on the run. Yeah, that's right, the Bear, as in "BJ and the Bear" as in the real-live monkey co-star, Mo the Chimp. Apparently he was misbehaving recently (at 42, he's still biting people) so he was taken away from his caretaker owners to live in a sanctuary for wild beasts. Well, Mo is no dummy, and darnit, he's a celebrity! Cage, schmage. He let himself out of his digs, and he's currently at large, somewhere in San Bernardino county. On the news during traffic this morning, the news lady said if we see Mo, we should "keep our distance," and call the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Office.

Only in.... thas' right, L.A.